Seeing my face over and over (as I presently am)
Hearing my own voice for too long
Hearing ghetto black people talk. Ever.
Everyone turning to look at me once slavery is mentioned
When people say a whole ghetto sentence but make one word sound proper
Stepping on snails
Chocolate
People's crazy parents
Learning a new bus route. (What if I get lost?)
Technology. Actually, that should be #1
Hypocrites
That I'm a hypocrite
Litterers
Immaturity
The idea that somewhere out it no-one-can-see-me land, some old man is controlling my life and making me either obey him absolutely or be punished for not doing so.
Organized religion (as if you couldn't tell)
Traditional, old-fashioned baptist Christians
Rude people
Mushrooms
People who make me feel bad about being short and skinny
Being skinny
How much I LOVE junk food. I take that back, I love all food.
Males who turn into females when they buy/wear shoes
Prejudice
People who CANNOT be polite
Summer heat
That stupid cold in the morning, 99° at noon weather
Engravings in trees. They can't heal from that.
Americanization
America's endless demand for more
People who complain about things they can fix
SMOKING. That should be number 0.1
People who aren't true to themselves
" about themselves
People who drive fast
The grocery store. Why torture myself with food I can't eat?
Salesmen
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