Ermahgherd!

I got straight As in the Fall Quarter!! For the first time in my life, math included! I'm so happy, I hope I can keep it up!

I'm taking math 44 which is kind of quirky. My professor won't look anyone in the eye for more than a few seconds, my mom said he's probably a serial killer. He's a pretty nice guy, I think he has a problem with speaking to an audience. It's like if he looks at us, he won't remember what he's trying to say. I've never seen something like this before.

My Public Speaking professor reminds me of my mother. Well, kinda. She's the kind of professor that won't remind you when things are due. My mom is more remind-you-a-lot, then yell at you when you don't remember. Maybe some independence will be what I need to stay on top of my schoolwork.

I'm taking human sexuality. On day 1, we watched one of Madonna's music videos. It was very sexual and depicted homosexual, transgendered, etc. acts with multiple people. Then she brought out a chihuahua dressed in leather (I'm assuming to represent bestiality), and the dog was so clueless! I couldn't stop laughing! People in that class probably thought I was immature, but I kept thinking of how they had to dress the dog in leather before the video and she held the dog just like I used to hold my chihuahua. I couldn't help laughing, it was so funny!! I was good up until she brought the dog into it, so really it's Madonna's fault. This class will be very intense though. She has these speakers who have been raped, who participate in BDSM, who dress up in animal costumes, who have gone through FGM, and I was kind of blown away. This class will help me explore my sexuality and some of my own, completely normal fantasies, Mrs. Joplin says. I believe it. I think this will be a good class for me. Sex and things related to it have always been a big part in my life, since I was a child. I don't fully understand it, but I suppose this class will help a great deal.