I'm living alone for the rest of my life.

Because my boyfriend "isn't going to live somewhere with a goat". I did research and decided to get a Pygmy goat. They don't bite and are easy to handle, great for small children, full of energy, they are personally entertaining to me, and so damn cute. They eat hay and leaves and things like that, plus Pygmy goat females produce desirable milk. I don't think I'd like.. Drink it... Maybe sell it.. Or make goat cheese with it <3 I love goat cheese.