Review of Snow White and the Huntsmen

Charlize Theron plays a white Tyra Banks, sucking the life out of all who are prettier than her. Her brother, an adult Draco Malfoy, is scratched by Bella Swan and seeks her out. Emotionless Bella Swan is hunted by Thor, who decides to help her. She meets the Forest Spirit in the wilderness, and then Lady Aboshi shoots the poor creature with an arrow. Bella Swan is killed by white Tyra Banks. Thor is her true love, so when he kisses her, hours after she has died, she comes back to life. She then screams at people, they fight for freedom, she runs up a tower like in The Cat Returns, and then kills screaming white Tyra Banks. Bella Swan is queen, she smiles at Thor, and then the movie ends. You're welcome :)